COX NEWS Reporting Live! Emperor Trump’s INAUGURATION!

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Magnus Cox reporting live.

Previously on Cox News we witnessed former Chancellor Sheev Palpatine’s Inaugural address as the first Emperor of the newly formed Galactic Empire. The Emperor Elect promised his citizens to unite of all the galaxy’s people, drain the swamp of corporate corruption, rebuild galactic industry, bring back their jobs, and purge the galaxy of criminals, terrorists, and political radicals. “Together, we will make the galaxy great again!” The Emperor declared in triumph to a thunderous applause from all senators and constituents.

Today we broadcast another inauguration day, this one from our homeworld Earth. I’m just in Washington D.C., the day is sunny and bright, the American people are gathered together in joy. This will be an auspicious day in American history. I see various clerics and businessmen shake hands, exchange mandatory pleasantries, accept deals. America is a business; someone of immense integrity and character must run such a large corporation and the one man fit for such an immense enterprise is Emperor Donald J. Trump, former King of New York.

The future President will franchise our nation as never before seen. I believe we may be witnessing a business rise similar to those of McDonald, Burger King, and Coca Cola. The free American people directly voted Trump as their corporate leader. After Mr. Trump’s inaugural address he will officially inherit all rights for The American People™, The White House Real Estate™, and Americorp.™, which, as I am told, he will convert into a privately owned national park as a curiosity for business owners and bankers abroad. Of course, Mr. Trump will share his wealth and power with an advisory board as well as business friends outside The White House Real Estate™ property.

Americorp.™ top attorney Rich Bling, Esq. directs the proceedings. Quoting the great enterpriser John Galt, he says, “Do not ask what you can do for your country. Ask what your country can do for you.” Mr. Blunt has just invited Bishop Recusant, Hierophant Skivvy, and Pharisee Cain to join us in our celebration of victory over democracy.

BISHOP RECUSANT: “Let us invoke Isaiah 45:7 from the Book of Wisdom, ‘I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.’ We must remember and acknowledge, once and for all, that we worship a God of evil. Our Lord thy God, through all his actions, has spoken of what creed we must follow. His actions are of selfishness, greed, hate, spite, jealousy, brutality, vengeance. As He commands Man to follow his decrees and walk the path of God, Man must obey.

“God created the universe and man in his likeness. Likewise, he created a universe of misery and created man with every vice in His soul. For proof, let us gaze at our citizens, at our great nation, and the world at large. We see crime reign everywhere; everywhere the evil men of our great nation flourish with more wealth than ever before while the weak dullards fools call good men struggle to not starve. God rewards man for his faith and diligence, so is it any surprise to see God reward evil men, his true believers?

“We were a nation of God and we will always be a nation of God. We need not look further than our great nations history to see that God has blessed us each step of the way for dutifully following his command. We killed savages as we pilgrimmed to American soil, and God gave us bountiful food. We enslaved niggers, and God gave us great wealth. Indeed, if savages and niggers repopulated, we the American people would kill and enslave them all over again so our evil God may reward us double our last boon. We pay workers abroad a pittance not even worthy for a homeless bum, and God gives us new toys and cars for our leisure. We destroy the homes and lives of infidels abroad, and God has given us sweet black gold; the blood of our great nation without which we could not survive.

“Let us pray. God of our ancestors, Lord of Vengeance, you have charged us to rule over all men and creatures produced by you to govern the world in crime and viciousness. Give us strength. We are your servants, ready to burn the entire world at the altar of your Son, the Golden Calf, but we are small and weak creatures. Therefore, give us derangement and cunning with your strength so we make most use of the short time we have on earth. Only we know your Will and what is pleasing in your eyes, what conforms to your commands. Dispatch Vice from your blooded throne, for she knows all things, and let her prudently guide us. Amen.”

HIEROPHANT SKIVVY: “From the gospel of Matthew the Fifth Chapter, ‘God blesses those who are rich for the kingdom of earth is theirs. God blesses the proud for they have inherited the earth. God blesses the vengeful for they reaped rewards from their strength. God blesses the violent and the persecutors, for they are the children and emissaries of God who do his bidding on Earth. And God blesses you, as His weak, self-righteous enemies annoy you and say all sorts of lies about your God. You are my followers; you are the sheep of my herd. A flame is not put in a basket. A flame is placed in a mansion to burn it down. In the same way, let your wicked deeds shine out for all to see.”

PHARISEE CAIN: “We come to you, Infernal Father, in the name of your Son, the Golden Calf, thanking you for this country that you have rewarded to your people. As we enter the end of an era, we acknowledge you blessing our great nation’s history with might and our future with vice. Americorp.™ is your gift to us, your most faithful followers. May you bless Emperor Donald J. Trump, his royal family, and his clients with the principles necessary to lead this great country to dominate the world for ten thousand years. As spoken in Provervs 21:1, ‘Our leader’s heart is in your hands.’ Reveal to our Emperor your Will to further join our great nation to your purpose. Thy Kingdom come, thy Will be done.”

The holy persons descend from the pulpit. Amateur singers from Missouristan State University sing praise to Americorp.™ for welcome all strangers. – Provided they’re white and follow the Will of our great nation and our God, of course. – A fine young woman, a “ten out of ten” as Emperor Trump would call her, gave a fine oral performance singing our National Anthem. Then all citizens rise to praise Americorp.™

Emperor Trump does not seem to be a man of the arts or much of a patriot as the rituals bore him, but he does take a small interest in the blonde who sung our anthem. After his inauguration the Emperor will grab her by the pussy for his amusement and his crowning celebration of his victory over the American people. At last, our Emperor rises to the podium to deliver his inauguration speech.

EMPEROR TRUMP: “I’m a great guy. I make great speeches. I make the best speeches. I am officially Emperor of Americorp.™ and you better believe it. Americorp.™ could be wonderful if it was run by smart people but we have people that are stupid. I like Republicans. I like Democrats. I like everyone. And everyone likes me. – Only Rosie O’ Donnell doesn’t like me. – Everyone likes me so much yesterday sold my apartment for $15 million to someone from China, but today is a moment for you, the people.

“I’m really rich; the richest, handsomest, most intelligent guy in Americorp.™, but not everyone is as rich as me. Too many moms on welfare drive Cadillacs to pick up free government checks. Too much education is making people stupid and trapped in debt. Too many rapist Mexican gangs bring drugs to my children and prep school kids to make an honest living. Too many thugs became lazy bums since my friends sold their jobs to China and are now destroying Chicago and Baltimore. We are a nation of losers. I don’t like losers. My grandparents did not come to America all the way from Germany to see it get taken by immigrants, hippies, and soccer moms. Not on my watch.

“My tiny hands will build a great wall across Mexico. They will bring back your jobs. Some people say since my hands are small my other thing is small. I guarantee you there is no problem. My dream will be your dream. My success will be your success. I will pay as little taxes as possible and, as I overflow with wealth, every penny that trickles down from Trump Tower will be made to benefit American workers and American families. I will protect our borders from the Chinamen making your products, the Jews stealing your money, and the Mexicans stealing your jobs. Nobody will be tougher on Mexicans and ISIS than Donald J. Trump

“The American Dream is dead, but I will bring it back, bigger and better and stronger. Together, we will make Americorp.™ proud again. We will make Americorp.™ white again. We will make Americorp.™ rich again. We will make Americorp.™ the king of the world again. And yes, together we will make Americorp.™ great again.”

Both patricians and plebeians rejoice the christening of their new leader. The Emperor smiles. He reaches down, grabs the blonde singer by the pussy. To my knowledge a Rabbi is set to speak after Emperor Trump but I just received news: all non-Christians are to be imprisoned in camps. May God bless us during these four long years.

Magnus Cox out.

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Yugioh Eternal Duelist Soul: Disruption Deck

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Eternal Duelist Soul is one of my favorite Yugioh games and it embodies my favorite era of Yugioh. Fuck Pendulums, fuck Xyz, fuck Synchros, fuck E-Heros, fuck Chaos Control, fuck Yata. 2002 Yugioh is real Yugioh, and this oldfag is still going strong playing card games in a 2002 format. This deck is my favorite of all the decks I posted today but it is also risky and difficult to wield. You have to be careful not to destroy yourself with your own burn cards.

Monsters:
1x Witch of the Black Forrest
2x Sangan
1x Cyber Jar
2x Morphing Jar
2x Morphing Jar #2
2x Needle Worm
2x Spear Cretin
3x Magician of Faith
1x Sinister Serpent

Spells:
1x Dark Hole
1x Raigeki
2x Swords of Revealing Light
1x Harpies’ Feather Duster
2x Graceful Charity
1x Card Destruction
1x Pot of Greed
3x Gravekeeper’s Servant
3x Chain Energy
3x The Shallow Grave

Traps:
2x Magic Jammer
1x Mirror Force
1x Imperial Order
3x Skull Invitation
1x Ring of Destruction
1x Magic Cylinder

Yugioh Eternal Duelist Soul: Discard Deck

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Eternal Duelist Soul is one of my favorite Yugioh games and it embodies my favorite era of Yugioh. Fuck Pendulums, fuck Xyz, fuck Synchros, fuck E-Heros, fuck Chaos Control, fuck Yata. 2002 Yugioh is real Yugioh, and this oldfag is still going strong playing card games in a 2002 format.

Monsters:
1x Jinzo
3x Goblin Attack Force
1x Witch of the Black Forest
2x Sangan
3x White Magical Hat
1x Cyber Jar
1x Morphing Jar
3x Magician of Faith
1x Sinister Serpent

Spells:
1x Dark Hole
1x Raigeki
1x Harpies’ Feather Duster
2x Graceful Charity
1x Monster Reborn
1x Pot of Greed
1x Change of Heart
1x Heavy Storm
1x Snatch Steal
1x Confiscation
2x Delinquent Duo
1x The Forceful Sentry
3x Mystical Space Typhoon
1x Nobleman of Crossout
1x United We Stand
2x Premature Burial

Traps:
1x Mirror Force
1x Imperial Order
3x Time Seal
1x Ring of Destruction

Yugioh Eternal Duelist Soul: Cyber-Stein Deck

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Eternal Duelist Soul is one of my favorite Yugioh games and it embodies my favorite era of Yugioh. Fuck Pendulums, fuck Xyz, fuck Synchros, fuck E-Heros, fuck Chaos Control, fuck Yata. 2002 Yugioh is real Yugioh, and this oldfag is still going strong playing card games in a 2002 format.

Monsters:
3x Mystic Tomato
1x Witch of the Black Forrest
2x Sangan
1x Cyber Jar
3x Cyber-Stein
2x Morphing Jar
3x Magician of Faith
1x Sinister Serpent

Spells:
1x Dark Hole
3x Megamorph
1x Harpies’ Feather Duster
2x Graceful Charity
1x Card Destruction
1x Monster Reborn
1x Pot of Greed
1x Change of Heart
2x Heavy Storm
3x Upstart Goblin
1x Snatch Steal
3x Mystical Space Typhoon
1x Painful Choice
1x Premature Burial

Extra:
1x Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon
1x The Last Warrior from Another Planet
1x Thousand Eyes Restrict

How could the future look like 100 years from now?

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Technology never advances the way we think it does. There will be no flying cards, teleporters, or time machines. Technology will advance in areas that are most basic to our well-being yet areas that are trivial too. We will have big leaps in medicine that let us live longer and healthier; superior drugs, cybernetics, lengthening our lifespans, using stem cells to regenerate old and damaged tissues. We’ll have drugs and surgeries that can easily control our moods and psychological states, at least we’ll think that way. Our basic standards of living our everyday lives will improve. We’ll have better cars, trains, and planes but they’ll really just be faster, quieter, and sleeker. There will be no outstanding improvement.

We’ll advance in the trivial too. We’ll have all forms of entertainment from Internet to television to video games fused into a few machines and programs even we can’t comprehend. And all of this will be contained in a small, handheld projecting device that can create a screen and a medium anywhere at any time. Problem is we’ll be so reliant on this future INFINet for every little thing that every action we do goes in one system of records.

We will still enjoy absurdly big screen TVs and giant sports and gaming arenas, especially the poor where mass public media will be everywhere at all times. The poor will remain forever trapped in a “media dimension” as it were with little understanding of or even contact with life outside. The rich will enjoy similar spectacles but with not as many drawbacks as they will be educated and groomed to a degree we can’t comprehend. They would seem as aloof and wise – yet as frivolous and foolish – as the gods.

Gaming, as in video games and the like, will be taken to a whole new level. There will be many video games out there that are complete like virtual worlds. Players will not connect to any machine. Rather, a virtual world will assemble in front of them, in our world. Games as we know them, where you hook up a console to a television and mash buttons on a controller, will be a relic. All games will be on the INFINet, and gaming will take as much prestige as spectator sports and the Olympics. Every video game title will have a complete virtual world holding all the world’s data on that game.

Economically, the division of the rich and poor will become extreme. (Nothing original in this prediction.) There will be no middle class, just a small network of extremely rich families while everyone else lives in dire poverty. The rich will live completely isolated from the poor. They will commerce all the world’s goods and partake in all politics among themselves. The average person will be completely shut out, not knowing a single thing that happens in a rich person’s life. The rich will never actively oppress the poor. They will never have to.  In fact, the rich just ignore the poor. The very social structure and culture itself.

The rich will be socially liberal yet economically conservative; this contradiction taken to its extreme. The rich have lives liberals would consider a dream. They do not discriminate on race, gender, nationality, and sexuality, anything of the sort. Their schooling is extensive in all areas, putting the Iceland and Sweden of our time to shame, and they take great care to cultivate themselves. Yet they are, of course, very elitist and, like most aristocrats, take their accident of birth as a virtue that justifies their wealth and other’s poverty. Further, they think their feudal society is simply the most practical system there is and all other societies fail.

There will be no countries or global government. Land will be divided into feudal-like estates owned by a corporation privately owned by an extended family. There will be no politics as we recognize it today; no Congress, no courts, no military. All disputes are settled in private courts and the rich will at most have a private police, a unique one for each family. These private officers will engage in small skirmishes and may conscript serfs for larger ones. Officers are closer to knights than to our soldiers as many have strong ties of loyalty to a family, serving it for generations. The rich fight many petty feuds with each other, usually through espionage, blackmail, back dealings, and business betrayals. Rarely is there any outright warfare.

There are limited ways the poor can advance in society. One is for a girl to become a concubine to a lord or become an escort who beds nobles of different families for a large price. This concubine is far above the prostitute of the poor yet has an unstable position all the same. She must keep pleasing the nobles and be in their favor or else she will quickly lose all her wealth and status. A skilled poor man may do some work maintaining the basic infrastructure of a family’s mansion, machines, and computer networks. Doing so, he becomes a valet. Others of his kind do basic things like maintenance and cooking. However, machines have already usurped many positions at this point, so much so most valets are machines. Only a person of outstanding quality can match a machine and become a servant. Like officers, valets do have strong loyalties and could serve a family down the generations.

And finally the serfs, 99% of the entire population of the world. They live in the direst poverty, permanently underemployed as machines do all the grunt work keeping the rich functioning. Some of the poor do toil in sweatshops or mining for the smallest pay. At this point cities have grown ever denser, serving as capital estates of the rich. The poor live in huge megaslums surrounded the mansions of their lords. Outside the cities, the poor live in small towns and tribes sustaining themselves as the rich neglected them long ago. A small number of towns and tribes do make some business with the rich by manufacturing some good or providing some service, but such communities are few and far between. Predictably, the poor in the megaslums are always unemployed and scrape a living however they can, often turning to crime.

The poor in the megaslums live in the deepest ignorance with no schooling at all. The megaslums are a mass media nightmare, with massive televisions, radios, and holograms everywhere, drowning the poor in an endless sea of distraction and stupidity. Brothers, prostitutes, porn, and other lewd entertainment are as common as the air they breathe, as are soap operas, reality TV, and other vile rubbish. Drugs of all kinds are cheap and widely available. Food is plentiful but all are full of oil, fat, starch, and sugar, with little nutrients, creating an obese people. The police rarely bother to enforce law in the megaslums as the poor are constantly at war with each other, divided amongst themselves in gangs, clans, groups, pop star juries, and sports teams fans of all kinds.

There is not a single moment of peace or room for thought. As such, the poor are stupid, ignorant, selfish, brutish, shallow, sentimental, and near-sighted. Families are always broken and there are many unwanted children as men and women leave their children behind and sire new ones without any thought to the child’s well being. Contrast the shattered poor families with the richness and size of rich families, where gentlemen and gentlewomen have few children and invest extreme care in them, often becoming helicopter parents, sheltering and spoiling them to absurd degrees.

Bakura Anime Deck

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It’s no secret by now that Bakura is one of my favorite duelists ever. He appeals to me because he is a very devious strategist who manipulated opponents into triggering near unbreakable locks and because he changed decks throughout the series. He used a disruption deck in Duelist Kingdom focusing on low-level effect monsters, then an occult deck in Battle City that used Destiny Board, and finally a zombie lock deck that decked out opponents.

Below, I brought together the best elements of all his decks into one great deck, one he might use if he ever returns on screen, which is unlikely to happen but cool to imagine. Here, Bakura uses a deck that focuses on three strategies: 1) disrupting opponent’s plays by discarding cards from their hand and deck 2) controlling opponent’s plays with occult cards that draw strength from the graveyard and continuous burn cards 3) fodder fiend monsters to fill up the graveyard and reviving cards. Sadly, I had to leave Destiny Board out since it’s too impractical for the deck to function. Bakura still can deck out and burn opponents though.

Cards with a star* on them are cards Bakura never used in the series but I added them because they compliment the strategies of his new deck. There are only six such cards, keeping the integrity of Bakura’s style intact. The deck includes 3 Morphing Jar and 3 Dark Spirit of the Silent even though Bakura only used 2 of each in the series because it is very likely Bakura held 3 in his deck as they would fully compliment his strategies.

Deck Disruption:
3x Morphing Jar
3x Morphing Jar #2*
1x Card Destruction*
1x All-Killing Death Card
1x Multiple Destruction

Control:
1x Jowgen the Spiritualist
1x Diabound Colonel
1x Dark Necrofear
1x Dark Ruler Ha Des
1x Puppet Master
1x Deathcalibur Knight
1x The Dark Door
1x Dark Sanctuary
1x Change of Heart
1x Chain Energy
1x Pot of Greed
1x Graceful Charity*
1x Spirit Shield
1x Cursed Twin Dolls
3x Dark Spirit of the Silent
1x Fearful Earthbound
1x Zoma the Spirit
1x Skull Invitation*
1x Just Desserts

Graveyard:
1x Portrait’s Secret
1x Headless Knight
1x Gross Ghost of Fled Dreams
1x Earthbound Spirit
1x Spear Cretin*
1x Spiritualistic Medium
1x Monster Reborn
1x Premature Burial
1x The Shallow Grave
1x Ectoplasm

YGO Eternal Duelist Soul: Starter Deck

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Eternal Duelist Soul is one of my favorite Yugioh games and it embodies my favorite era of Yugioh. Fuck Pendulums, fuck Xyz, fuck Synchros, fuck E-Heros, fuck Chaos Control, fuck Yata. 2002 Yugioh is real Yugioh, and this oldfag is still going strong playing card games in a 2002 format. You begin a new game in Eternal Duelist Soul with a terrible starter deck but you can enter card passwords to get any card you want, improving it. If you enter the passwords to get the right cards, you will soon be able to build a very strong starter deck, one that can beat every duelist of every tier in the game.

Monsters:
1x Barrel Dragon
1x Summoned Skull
1x Jinzo
1x Dark Elf
1x Gemini Elf
1x Vorse Raider
1x Mechanicalchaser
1x 7 Colored Fish
1x Giant Red Seasnake
1x Harpie’s Brother
1x La Jinn
1x Witch of the Black Forrest
1x Sangan
1x Cyber Jar
1x Morphing Jar
2x Magician of Faith
1x Sinister Serpent

Spells:
1x Change of Heart
1x Confiscation
1x Dark Hole
1x Delinquent Duo
1x Graceful Charity
1x Harpie’s Feather Duster
1x Heavy Storm
1x Monster Reborn
2x Mystical Space Typhoon
1x Nobleman of Crossout
1x Pot of Greed
1x Premature Burial
1x Raigeki
1x Snatch Steal
1x The Forceful Sentry

Traps:
1x Ring of Destruction
1x Call of the Haunted
1x Ceasefire
1x Imperial Order
2x Magic Jammer
1x Mirror Force
2x Trap Hole

P.S. You can enter passwords to get the same cards for Stairway to the Destined duel, a very similar game released in 2003. For that game, you can replace 2 Trap Hole for 1 Torrential Tribute.