The Big Red Gay Racist Dragon

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My little sister forced me to play with her with I created a story with her toys. Red is a big red gay dragon who is racist to all other dragons. He is 500 years old and ran away from home when he was 18. When he was around 200 years old he married a female dragon but his partner died giving birth to a white dragon. When his son, Whitesand, was 18, he ran away. Since then, Red has been grumpy, bitter, and racist. He voted for Dragon Trump just to piss off all the dragons that aren’t white even though he is a red dragon; a minority.
One fine day he killed and ate many nonwhite dragons while capturing all their land, claiming, “It feels good to be white.” But Bumblebee, the last bumblebee alive, stopped his rampage because of the abandoned baby Owling. Red and Bumblebee decide to marry and adopt Owling into their gay family. Later they adopted the baby flamingo Flammy. Bumblebee became the mommy-daddy while Red became the daddy-daddy.
So Bumblebee stayed at home while Red had to find and kill things to bring food home for his family. Red found it hard at first because, as he confessed, he was a deadbeat dad who hadn’t been responsible for centuries. But he managed. One day he met his son, Whitesand. He always considered his son to be a disappointment because his son dropped out of dragon college instead of becoming a dragon doctor or dragon lawyer.
But in time they forgave each other. Red took Whitesand to his new family and Whitesand took Red, Bumblebee, and their kids, to see his adopted family. Whitesand’s adopted family was an emo panda named Guns ‘N Roses and a Chinese dragon named Chow Yun-fat. Red used to be really racist against Chinese dragons because one Chinese dragon kept pestering him to eat the dragon’s dumplings until he ate him. But now, Red overcame his bigotry and accepted Whitesand’s family.
Whitesand then introduced Red to every family in the Green Plains, a realm where abandoned and runaway beings could make foster families together. They met the mommy giraffe, Jazelle, and her son, Gaffy. The two giraffes fled from an abusive husband. Red, Bumblebee, and their two kids, moved to the Green Plains and lived as a happy family. Owly, Flammy, Gaffy, and even Whitesand got good jobs and, like their parents, earned decent money and lived as good people.
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Critique on Critics

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I enjoy analyzing movies, books, video games, and other art, so you would expect me to like movie critics. But I really dislike many critics because they are pompous people who don’t really analyze the film or movie they criticize. They will complain about how they think the acting is wooden or how the plot makes no sense or how the director failed to convey a message, but they rarely go into details. They don’t describe what specifically makes an actor’s character wooden or what ideas the director failed to convey, and they don’t bring any creative ideas or suggestions of their own to the table. Constructive criticism isn’t about being nice. It’s about studying what makes a work of art tick and how to do art better. Critics don’t know how to critique.

Sadly, most people who do know how to critique a book or movie are university professors who would never dare dirty themselves with pop culture. This is sad, because pop culture, not fine culture, is where we deal with today’s issues, no matter how frivolous you think pop culture is. So I will give an idea of what I’m talking about. I’ll delve into a few movies I am passionate about, even though they are not the best films, and critique the critics on Rotten Tomatoes.

There are many wonderful movies critics dump on, and while I agree with some of their points, I see many movies as having potential ideas that were not developed. Copying Beethoven is one such film, where a copyist named Anna Holtz stays with the aging Beethoven as he writes his 9th Symphony and Late String Quartets [1]. Many of the critics write at most a paragraph complaining about how Anna Holtz was made up [2], how Ed Harris should not have used brash acting to portray a brash, unstable man [3], how Diane Kruger’s character is poorly developed [4], a lackluster script [5], and so forth.

I agree with some of the critics but they never go past their assertions. If Anna Holtz is so poorly developed, explain why and how you would have better developed her character. I found Anna Holtz fine because we see all the essentials in the movie; she came from a conservatory and wants to become a composer despite the sexist attitudes of her time. The aspirant truly loves music but has yet to gain the deeper understanding of it only experience brings. Her learning of music is important since Beethoven, in writing his Late String Quartets, closes an entire era of music while creating radical new music that is free from centuries of tradition.

How would I improve Anna’s character? I would give her more screen time with Beethoven while having Beethoven teach her more about the nature of his new music. I would also make Anna compose more as she is growing as a composer in a world where classical music is over. It would be fine if the critics at Rotten Tomatoes even mentioned a few of the points I made but they don’t. They didn’t even seem to comprehend the core ideas of the movie; Beethoven leaving classical music behind and what that means to the composers of the future.

The critics’ complaints about Ed Harris’ Beethoven are silly. Again, Beethoven was a man with a hair-trigger temper whose temperament blew hot and cold. The man may have even been bipolar, which would explain a lot about his extreme mood swings. He was garrulous and warm some days, violent and angry at others, cold and aloof at other days, and had periods of deep depression. So it would make sense for Ed Harris to go a little nuts with Beethoven. Again, the critics don’t bother to justify their ideas too much.

I move to another film, Sleeping Beauty. Emily Browning plays Lucy, a college student who becomes an escort girl of sorts to pay for her college. Her unique job is to drink a potion that makes her fall into a deep sleep so rich old clients can do to her what they please [6]. Critics complained about the movie somehow trying to be a feminist parable [7], the movie not elaborating bigger ideas [8], how the movie is somehow an exploitation film [9]. Only one critic bothers to make a decent critique [10].

I agree with the critics more on this film but I will criticize the reviews I have a problem with first. Ms. Schwarzbaum should really specify what “feminist parable” is in the film before accusing it of having it. I myself saw little feminism in the film, at least not the preachy kind. Mr. Nuemaier says the story hints at bigger ideas but fails to develop them. I agree with him but I would appreciate if he explained what those bigger ideas are. Mr. Schwartz accuses the film of being a “sicko exploitation film” though he doesn’t explain who the film exploits and why.

I do agree with most of the critics who complain of Lucy being a poorly developed character. But unlike most critics, I too create drama and stories, so instead of just seeing something bad I see something good but wasted. At least I will offer a description of her character. Lucy is a very passive and aloof person who keeps herself at arms length from people because of her self-hatred and resentment against other people. While she is passive she does resist the world around her in a passive-aggressive way. Lucy degrades herself with bad odd jobs because of her self-hatred but causes trouble so she leaves her jobs to find worse ones. Her life is a downward cycle with her job as a prostitute being rock bottom.

She has one person in her life who truly loves her but she shuts herself out from him because she has shut herself out from the world for so long it has become a habit. Again, her work as a prostitute, as a drugged prostitute, is the final step of shutting herself out. She works as a prostitute for two reasons very common for most prostitutes. One is the need for money (tuition ain’t cheap, kids!), the other is, again, self-hatred, as she feels she is only worthy of being a prostitute.

Again, the movie could have done a much better job with Lucy’s character but at least I understand what her character is beyond the most basic level. To do this, I suggest replacing her “everyday at life” scenes with more “important events in her life” scenes that shows how she resists human intimacy and destroys the people around her. And I would use her character to develop a “big idea”; how a normal, boring woman – who isn’t addicted to drugs and didn’t come from a broken home – can spiral down into sex slavery because of all sorts of patriarchal factors.

I would also develop the characters of the old men who sleep with her. Yes, they are privileged scumbags who exploit women, but they are also old, sad, and pathetic people. An almost dead woman is the only person they can relate to anymore. We do catch subtle glimpses of the old men’s characters by the way they use Lucy’s body. One man wistfully sleeps next to her as if she was his long lost spouse. Another man bites and batters her while calling her a dirty slut. Another man carries her like some kind of strongman or protective lover. These scenes are fascinating and I wish the movie made the scenes longer to better develop the characters of these strange, shady old men.

My final critique is about Red Letter Media’s review of the Rogue One Star Wars movie [11]. Red Letter Media shows what a good critic is like and what a bad critic is like. They did a thorough breakdown of the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy that is amazing. They went in detail over every single reason why the Prequels was bad, from bad plot to poor character development, but they also understood why the Prequels had those faults to begin with. They lacked an artist’s vision and George Lucas used them as a cash grab. Now George Lucas is embarrassed Disney made one prequel story better than an entire trilogy.

This brings me to Red Letter Media’s review of Rogue One. While I did agree with some of their ideas they complained about a lot of things for new reason. I agree that Jyn’s character could have been developed better while reducing the cast to only three or so key people rather than having many poorly developed characters.

I really liked Jyn’s character arc even when it could have been explored more. She comes across to me as a hardened and scarred person, almost like someone with PTSD. At the start of the movie she is a wayward criminal and terrorist who lost her parents and was abandoned by her godfather. Rotting in a labor camp, she has no hope and can only see darkness in the galaxy. By joining the Rebel Alliance, Jyn gains hope, symbolizing the new hope the Alliance gains as they battle against the mountainous odds against them. Soon after Jyn and comrades die for the Rebel cause, ending a tragic character arc.

I think Jyn’s tragic story arc should have been developed better and given a strong focus as the driving point of the film. A well done, character driven story arc around Jyn would have been amazing. I appreciated how the rebels were not space wizards but ordinary people fighting against the huge odds against them. Again, such a focus would have really helped the film. I at least know writer James Luceno did her backstory justice in Star Wars Catalyst, as Mr. Luceno is an excellent writer who fleshed out many great Star Wars characters such as Darth Plagueis, Palpatine, and Tarkin. The Star Wars comics and novels tend to be better than the films and are, ironically, the real forces keeping the franchise alive.

But Mr. Plinkett and other critics at Red Letter Media also made silly complaints, like the appearances of TIE fighters and AT-AT walkers, even though they are the Empire’s military technology. But the most telling complaint was when one critic said new Star Wars movies would have to stay in a narrow mold to be good, but even then he wouldn’t like the new movies for being rehashes of older films. He admitted, in essence, there was no pleasing him.

That moment hit me. I realized the guys at Red Letter Media were the ultimate bitter Star Wars nerds. No new Star Wars movie will ever be good for them because they are so hung up over the Original Trilogy, or rather their nostalgic hype over it. Here is a dirty secret: the Original Trilogy was never great. Had Red Letter Media existed in the 70s I guarantee they would have complained about how awful Star Wars was and stupid people were for liking it. Critics are odd and pompous creatures.

And they are older than radio. Voltaire even mocked a man of letters in his novel Candide who might as well have been a movie critic. The learned man owned a vast library of the world’s greatest writings but didn’t like any of them, complaining about the faults of the Iliad, the Odyssey, and Paradise Lost. The naïve Candide concludes the learned man to be profound and wise as no great author satisfied him. Again, critics are odd and pompous creatures. Their reviews are useful to a point but are often blinkered by their narrow range of tastes and prejudices. They demand great art, then get angry when the muse does not throw herself on the laps of such inept yet arrogant mortals.

“Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic.” –Sibelius

Sources:
[1] https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/copying_beethoven/
[2] http://homepages.sover.net/~ozus/copyingbeethoven.html
[3] http://www.timeout.com/london/film/copying-beethoven
[4] http://www.hollywood.com/movies/copying-beethoven-review-57243209/
[5] http://www.colesmithey.com/capsules/2006/11/copying_beethov.html

[6] https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/771239978
[7] http://ew.com/article/2012/01/13/sleeping-beauty/
[8]http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/movie-emily-browning-sex-snooze-article-1.985475?localLinksEnabled=false
[9] http://homepages.sover.net/~ozus/sleepingbeauty2011.html
[10]https://www.yahoo.com/movies/bp/review-sleeping-beauty-hey-doesn-t-anybody-ever-220004418.html

[11]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kc2kFk5M9x4&lc=z13szn5jpozudlvrk04cjljzhuzpxtjz0w00k

Dream Diary: Reptoids and Caves and Immortality, Oh My!

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There are many paths you can take to reach immortality, or at least to travel through all time and space. First you must leave your “dimension” through caves, which “trim” you down somehow. I saw the whittling of a green essence, apparently a person’s soul. From there you reach a harbor “hub world”. Imputing a certain number to take you back to your time and place. At least your experience of it, as each person has a different experience or interpretation. The code is based on your name.

Ex. Ludwig van Beethoven
1 B – 1 at start
3 E – 3 zeroes start

…somehow I reached 3 billion as the number in the dream.

The harbor was not where you began travelling to a dimension. Rather it was where you landed. To go to another dimension you had to travel through more maze-like tunnels (soft, almost mossy, greenish color, wet). Maybe you had to go to another area of the harbor, maybe not. Some experience time travellers used secret portals only they knew in the harbor.

The portal is some form of water, some water you have to jump or fall through. Some portals, at least the “official” ones had escorts. That was how I used mine.

So what was the original world I was trying to escape? It was a stale land, rocks, maybe desert, but always a sickly green fog hue. An old aristocratic family that was dying mostly populated it. The people there seemed to never age yet were always old – yet, there was an inevitable, slow aging, a decline.

How a person in this family is born. The mother lays an egg. The egg hatches, a serpent comes out, and it slowly transforms into an adult. You can even see the phase of the person looking like a lizard person because the metamorphosis is so slow. And the person comes out as a complete adult. But he will quickly age to a sickly middle age soon. Regardless there is much celebration for each rare birth.

 

Yugioh the New Gospel of Truth (Part 7)

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Takahashi released a book called the Gospel of Truth. It has a pretentious name but all it did was give character profiles. It gives basic information about them like their age, height, date of birth, deck they use, and win and loss rates. I will do a similar thing, giving profiles for all of my characters in Season 2, except I will go into more detail over their dueling styles and basic personalities as creative beings. I divided all my characters into separate groups and will post one group a day so readers won’t get overwhelmed.

OTHER DUELISTS 

CHARACTER PROFILE FOR MARIA
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Essentials
Name:                             Maria Wight
Creative Spirit:             Inner Strength, Light
Play Style:                      Power
Specialized Decks:       Normal Monster, Blue Eyes, Other Dragon Decks
Occupations:                 Professional duelist
Ka Spirit:                        Blue Eyes White Dragon
Favorite Monster:        Blue Eyes White Dragon
Duelist Rank:                 8 (Expert Duelist)
Nationality:                    English

Physical
Date of Birth
(Gregorian Calendar):   19 February 1986
Date of Birth
(13 Month Calendar):     Day 22 Month 2 Year -26
Height:                                1.70m (5’7”)
Weight:                               48k (107 lbs)
Blood Type:                        AB-
Favorite Food:                   None
Least Favorite Food:        None
Portrayed by:                     Amanda Seyfried

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CHARACTER PROFILE FOR AKIRA
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Essentials
Name:                              Ryu Akira
Creative Spirit:              Power
Play Style:                       Boss Monster
Specialized Decks:        Qliphort
Occupations:                  Professional duelist
Ka Spirit:                          Apoqliphort Towers
Favorite Monster:         Apoqliphort Towers
Duelist Rank:                  7 (Expert Duelist)
Nationality:                     Japanese

Physical
Date of Birth
(Gregorian Calendar):   31 August 1990
Date of Birth
(13 Month Calendar):     Day 19 Month 9 Year -22
Height:                                1.68m (5’6”)
Weight:                               54k (119 lbs)
Blood Type:                        A+
Favorite Food:                   Sushi
Least Favorite Food:        Fish
Portrayed by:                     Masataka Kubota

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CHARACTER PROFILE FOR MICHAEL
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Essentials
Name:                              Michael Gould
Creative Spirit:             Elegance
Play Style:                       Boss Monster
Specialized Decks:        Shaddoll
Occupations:                  Professional duelist
Ka Spirit:                         Shadoll Construct
Favorite Monster:         Shadoll Construct
Duelist Rank:                 7 (Expert Duelist)
Nationality:                    Canadian

Physical
Date of Birth
(Gregorian Calendar):   16 October 1980
Date of Birth
(13 Month Calendar):     Day 9 Month 11 Year -32
Height:                                1.83m (6’0”)
Weight:                               75k (165 lbs)
Blood Type:                        O-
Favorite Food:                   Steak
Least Favorite Food:        Green Beans
Portrayed by:                     Chris Evans

Yugioh the New Gospel of Truth (Part 6)

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Takahashi released a book called the Gospel of Truth. It has a pretentious name but all it did was give character profiles. It gives basic information about them like their age, height, date of birth, deck they use, and win and loss rates. I will do a similar thing, giving profiles for all of my characters in Season 2, except I will go into more detail over their dueling styles and basic personalities as creative beings. I divided all my characters into separate groups and will post one group a day so readers won’t get overwhelmed.

STELLA’S TEAM

CHARACTER PROFILE FOR STELLA
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Essentials
Name:                            Svanhildur Minervudottir, “Stella”
Creative Spirit:
Play Style:                     Floater, Field Control
Specialized Decks:      Yang Zing, Dragunity, Dragon Ruler
Occupations:                 Professional duelist
Ka Spirit:                        Light and Darkness Dragon
Favorite Monster:        Parent Seahorse
Duelist Rank:                9 (Expert Duelist)
Nationality:                   Icelandic

Physical
Date of Birth
(Gregorian Calendar):    14 February 1986
Date of Birth
(13 Month Calendar):     Day 17 Month 2 Year -26
Height:                                1.72m (5’8”)
Weight:                               57k (126 lbs)
Blood Type:                        A+
Favorite Food:                   Grilled Chicken
Least Favorite Food:        Hot Dogs
Portrayed by:                     Elizabeth Winstead

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CHARACTER PROFILE FOR WILLOW
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Essentials
Name:                           Arnbjorg Jonsdottir, “Willow”
Creative Spirit:           Aggression, Tempest
Play Style:                    Swarm
Specialized Decks:    Black Wing, Harpy Lady, Raid Raptor
Occupations:               Professional duelist
Ka Spirit:                       Dark Simorgh
Favorite Monster:      Genex Ally Birdman
Duelist Rank:               7 (Expert Duelist)
Nationality:                  Icelandic

Physical
Date of Birth
(Gregorian Calendar):   23 July 1988
Date of Birth
(13 Month Calendar):    Day 8 Month 8 Year -24
Height:                               1.72m (5’8”)
Weight:                              53k (117 lbs)
Blood Type:                       A-
Favorite Food:                  None
Least Favorite Food:       Peanut Butter (is allergic to it)
Portrayed by:                    Saoirse Ronan

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CHARACTER PROFILE FOR STELLA’S OTHER TEAM MATES

Poppy
Name:                          “Poppy”
Creative Spirit:          Bigness, Nurture
Play Style:                   Floater, Life Increase
Specialized Decks:    Agent, Fiary Life Increase, Cockadoodledoo
Duelist Rank:              7 (Expert Duelist)
Nationality:                 Icelandic
Date of Birth
(Gregorian Calendar):   14 May 1983
Date of Birth
(13 Month Calendar):    Day 22 Month 5 Year -29

Luca
Name:                          “Luca”
Creative Spirit:          Glass Cannon, The Invisible
Play Style:                   Control
Specialized Decks:    Nekroz, Ice Barrier, Frog
Duelist Rank:              7 (Expert Duelist)
Nationality:                  Icelandic
Date of Birth
(Gregorian Calendar):   23 June 1992
Date of Birth
(13 Month Calendar):    Day 6 Month 7 Year -20

Dahlia
Name:                          “Dahlia”
Creative Spirit:          Earthquake, Seismic Shifts
Play Style:                   Power, Control
Specialized Decks:    Koa’ki Meiru, Tramid, Other Rock Decks
Duelist Rank:              7 (Expert Duelist)
Nationality:                 Icelandic
Date of Birth
(Gregorian Calendar):   20 November 1985
Date of Birth
(13 Month Calendar):    Day 16 Month 12 Year -27

Yugioh the New Gospel of Truth (Part 5)

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Takahashi released a book called the Gospel of Truth. It has a pretentious name but all it did was give character profiles. It gives basic information about them like their age, height, date of birth, deck they use, and win and loss rates. I will do a similar thing, giving profiles for all of my characters in Season 2, except I will go into more detail over their dueling styles and basic personalities as creative beings. I divided all my characters into separate groups and will post one group a day so readers won’t get overwhelmed.

HIGHER POWERS

CHARACTER PROFILE FOR GERNAND
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Essentials
Name:                          Gernand
Creative Spirit:          Greed, Death
Occupation:                ???
Ka Spirit:                      ???
Nationality:                 French

Physical
Date of Birth
(Gregorian Calendar):   2 June 1761
Date of Birth
(13 Month Calendar):     Day 13, Month 6, Year -251
Height:                                2.0m (6’7”)
Weight:                               227k (500 lbs)
Blood Type:                        ???
Favorite Food:                   ???
Least Favorite Food:        ???
Portrayed by:                     Tim Pigott-Smith 

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CHARACTER PROFILE FOR XIAOYI
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Essentials
Name:                          Wen Xiaoyi
Creative Spirit:          Darkness
Play Style:                   ???
Specialized Decks:    ???
Occupation:                ???
Ka Spirit:                      Darkness Vampire Dragon
Favorite Monster:      None
Duelist Rank:               10 (Master Duelist)
Nationality:                  American, Chinese

Physical
Date of Birth
(Gregorian Calendar):   11 December, 1983
Date of Birth
(13 Month Calendar):     Day 9, Month 13, Year -29
Height:                                1.6m (5’3”)
Weight:                               51k (113 lbs)
Blood Type:                        O-
Favorite Food:                   raw meat
Least Favorite Food:        none
Portrayed by:                     Jing Tian

Yugioh the New Gospel of Truth (Part 4)

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Takahashi released a book called the Gospel of Truth. It has a pretentious name but all it did was give character profiles. It gives basic information about them like their age, height, date of birth, deck they use, and win and loss rates. I will do a similar thing, giving profiles for all of my characters in Season 2, except I will go into more detail over their dueling styles and basic personalities as creative beings. I divided all my characters into separate groups and will post one group a day so readers won’t get overwhelmed.

THE GHOULS

CHARACTER PROFILE FOR MATTHEW
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Essentials
Name:                          Matthew Rafael Carter
Creative Spirit:          Divine Law
Play Style:                    Power, Boss Monster
Specialized Decks:    Hieratic, Lightsworn, Fairy, Dragon
Occupation:                 Heir to Carter Family Business
Ka Spirit:                      Horus the Black Flame Dragon LV8
Favorite Monster:      Judgment Dragon
Duelist Rank:              9 (Expert Duelist)
Nationalities:              American, Cuban

Physical
Date of Birth
(Gregorian Calendar):   14 June, 1986
Date of Birth
(13 Month Calendar):     Day 25, Month 6, Year -26
Height:                                1.75m (5’9”)
Weight:                               66k (145 lbs)
Blood Type:                        A-
Favorite Food:                   foie gras
Least Favorite Foods:      fast food
Portrayed by:                     Ryan Reynolds

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CHARACTER PROFILE FOR ALEXIS
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Essentials
Name:                          Alexis Burkeheart
Creative Spirit:          Winter, Elegance
Play Style:                   Control
Specialized Decks:   Masked Hero, Nekroz
Occupation:                Professional Duelist
Ka Spirit:                     Trishula, Dragon of the Ice Barrier
Favorite Monster:     Nekroz of Trishula
Duelist Rank:              8 (Expert Duelist)
Nationality:                 American

Physical
Date of Birth
(Gregorian Calendar):   5 June, 1980
Date of Birth
(13 Month Calendar):     Day 16, Month 6, Year -32
Height:                               1.73m (5’8”)
Weight:                              56k (123 lbs)
Blood Type:                       O-
Favorite Food:                  chocolate cheesecake
Least Favorite Foods:     spinach
Portrayed by:                    Eva Green

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CHARACTER PROFILE FOR HEISHIN
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Essentials
Name:                          Heishin Mubarak
Creative Spirit:          Immensity, Dominance
Occupations:             General of the Egyptian Armed Forces, President of Egypt
Ka Spirit:                     Gate Guardian
Nationality:                Egyptian

Physical
Date of Birth
(Gregorian Calendar):   4 May 1948
Date of Birth
(13 Month Calendar):     Day 12 Month 5 Year -64
Height:                               1.85m (6’1”)
Weight:                              83k (183 lbs)
Blood Type:                       O+
Favorite Food:                  koshary
Least Favorite Food:       meat
Portrayed by:                    Ghassan Massoud

Yugioh the New Gospel of Truth (Part 3)

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Takahashi released a book called the Gospel of Truth. It has a pretentious name but all it did was give character profiles. It gives basic information about them like their age, height, date of birth, deck they use, and win and loss rates. I will do a similar thing, giving profiles for all of my characters in Season 2, except I will go into more detail over their dueling styles and basic personalities as creative beings. I divided all my characters into separate groups and will post one group a day so readers won’t get overwhelmed.

THE SAINTS

PROFILE FOR MATHIAS
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Essentials
Name:                             Mathias Blackheart
Creative Spirit:             Faith and Fury
Play Style:                      Psychological Warfare
Specialized Decks:       Horus/Dimension, Noridic Gods, Spirits
Occupations:                  Saint, owner of Game Sanctuary
Ka Spirit:                         Horus the Black Flame Dragon LV8
Favorite Monster:         Horus the Black Flame Dragon LV8
Duelist Rank:                 10 (Master Duelist)
Nationalities:                 Irish, American

Physical
Date of Birth
(Gregorian Calendar):  19 June 1898
Date of Birth
(13 Month Calendar):    Day 2 Month 7 Year -114
Height:                               1.78m (5’10”)
Weight:                              93k (205 lbs)
Blood Type:                       O+
Favorite Food:                   All, but especially buffalo chicken pizza
Least Favorite Food:        None
Portrayed by:                     Matthew Hall

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PROFILE FOR MAXIMUS
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Essentials
Name:                             Maximus Clay
Creative Spirit:             Faith and Love
Play Style:                      Power and Control with Warriors
Specialized Decks:      Six Samurai, Noble Knights, Artifacts, Utopia
Occupations:                 Saint, owner of Game Sanctuary
Ka Spirit:                        Swordswoman Crusader
Favorite Monster:        Grandmaster of the Six Samurai
Duelist Rank:                10 (Master Duelist)
Nationalities:                 Irish, American

Physical
Date of Birth
(Gregorian Calendar):   18 September 1901
Date of Birth
(13 Month Calendar):    Day 9 Month 10 Year -111
Height:                               1.6m (5’3”)
Weight:                              57k (125 lbs)
Blood Type:                       A+
Favorite Food:                  Roast Chicken
Least Favorite Food:       Buffalo Chicken Pizza
Portrayed by:                    Matt Damon

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PROFILE FOR IVY
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Essentials
Name:                             Ivy Clay
Creative Spirit:             Faith and Charity
Play Style:                      Swarm, OTK
Specialized Decks:      Madolche, Shadoll, Frost and Flame
Occupations:                Saint, owner of Game Sanctuary
Ka Spirit:                        Frost and Flame Dragon
Favorite Monster:        Light and Darkness Dragon
Duelist Rank:                10 (Master Duelist)
Nationalities:                Irish, American

Physical
Date of Birth
(Gregorian Calendar):   27 February 1986
Date of Birth
(13 Month Calendar):    Day 2 Month 3 Year -26
Height:                               1.72m (5’8”)
Weight:                              68k (150 lbs)
Blood Type:                       B+
Favorite Food:                  Grilled Chicken
Least Favorite Food:       Hot Dogs
Portrayed by:                     Amy Adams

Yugioh the New Gospel of Truth (Part 2)

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Takahashi released a book called the Gospel of Truth. It has a pretentious name but all it did was give character profiles. It gives basic information about them like their age, height, date of birth, deck they use, and win and loss rates. I will do a similar thing, giving profiles for all of my characters in Season 2, except I will go into more detail over their dueling styles and basic personalities as creative beings. I divided all my characters into separate groups and will post one group a day so readers won’t get overwhelmed.

THE CREW (CONTINUED)

CHARACTER PROFILE FOR JC

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Essentials
Name:                           Jeffrey Cade, “JC”
Creative Spirit:          Power, Domination
Play Style:                    Power
Specialized Decks:     High Level, Machine
Occupations:               Professional duelist, leader of Team Dark Duelists
Ka Spirit:                      Ancient Gear Golem
Favorite Monster:      Number 81: Superdreadnought Rail Cannon Superior Dora
Duelist Rank:               8 (Expert Duelist)
Nationality:                  American

Physical
Date of Birth
(Gregorian Calendar):   20 February 1985
Date of Birth
(13 Month Calendar):    Day 23 Month 2 Year -27
Height:                               1.82m (6’0”)
Weight:                              136k (300 lbs)
Blood Type:                       O+
Favorite Food:                 cheeseburger
Least Favorite Food:      none
Portrayed by:                   Anthony Anderson

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CHARACTER PROFILE FOR JOLENE

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Essentials
Name:                          Jolene Summers
Creative Spirit:         Beauty, Life, Serendipity
Play Style:                   Stall, Lock
Specialized Decks:    Alternate Win Condition
Occupations:               Graphic designer, sells crafts on Etsy, weed dealer
Ka Spirit:                       Lunalight Cat Dancer
Favorite Monster:       Lunalight Cat Dancer
Duelist Rank:                6 (Skillful Duelist)
Nationality:                   American

Physical
Date of Birth
(Gregorian Calendar):   13 September 1987
Date of Birth
(13 Month Calendar):   Day 4 Month 10 Year -25
Height:                              1.6m (5’3”)
Weight:                             52k (113 lbs)
Blood Type:                     AB+
Favorite Food:                cookie dough
Least Favorite Food:     shrimp (is allergic to it)
Portrayed by:                   Zooey Deschanel

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CHARACTER PROFILE FOR HASSAN

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Essentials
Name:                          Hassan Mubarak
Creative Spirit:          Farsight
Occupations:              General of the Egyptian Armed Forces, new president of Egypt
Ka Spirit:                     Sacred Phoenix of Nephthys
Nationality:                Egyptian

Physical
Date of Birth
(Gregorian Calendar):   18 December 1990
Date of Birth
(13 Month Calendar):     Day 16 Month 13 Year -22
Height:                               1.8m (5’11”)
Weight:                              65k (144 lbs)
Blood Type:                       B+
Favorite Food:                  koshary
Least Favorite Food:       meat
Portrayed by:                    Oscar Isaac

Yugioh the New Gospel of Truth (Part 1)

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Takahashi released a book called the Gospel of Truth. It has a pretentious name but all it did was give character profiles. It gives basic information about them like their age, height, date of birth, deck they use, and win and loss rates. I will do a similar thing, giving profiles for all of my characters in Season 2, except I will go into more detail over their dueling styles and basic personalities as creative beings. I divided all my characters into separate groups and will post one group a day so readers won’t get overwhelmed. Introducing the first group: 

THE CREW

CHARACTER PROFILE FOR MAYA

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Essentials
Name:                          Marina Bozuslowsky, “Maya Brook”
Creative Spirit:         Darkness and Heroism
Play Style:                   Antimeta Disruption, Swarm, High Level Xyz,
Specialized Decks:    Antimeta, Fiend Decks, Zombie Decks
Note:                             (Her Dinosaur Deck and play style are transitions to a higher game.)
Occupations:               Professional duelist, freelance writer, freelance musician/composer
Favorite Monster:      Beatrice, Lady of the Eternal
Ka Spirit:                      Galaxy Deadstar Dragon
Duelist Rank:               9 (Expert Duelist)
Nationalities:               American, Icelandic

Physical
Date of Birth
(Gregorian Calendar):   15 December 1986
Date of Birth
(13 Month Calendar):     Day 13 Month 13 Year -26
Height:                               1.68m (5’6”)
Weight:                              60k (131 lbs)
Blood Type:                       A-
Favorite Food:                  seafood
Least Favorite Food:       pork
Portrayed by:                    Meagan Good

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CHARACTER PROFILE FOR YUKIO

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Essentials
Name:                          Yukio Fujiwara
Creative Spirit:          Heroism
Play Style:                   Boss Monster Rank-Up
Specialized Decks:    Antimeta, Hero, Warrior
Occupations:               Professional duelist, bartender, rock musician
Ka Spirit:                      Number 39: Utopia
Favorite Monster:      Number 39: Utopia
Duelist Rank:               8 (Expert Duelist)
Nationalities:              American, Icelandic

Physical
Date of Birth
(Gregorian Calendar):   23 May 1986
Date of Birth
(13 Month Calendar):     Day 3 Month 6 Year -26
Height:                               1.8m (5’11”)
Weight:                              63k (139 lbs)
Blood                                  Type: B+
Favorite Food:                 egg roll
Least Favorite Food:     shallot
Portrayed by:                   Takayuki Yamada

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CHARACTER PROFILE FOR SOPHIA

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Essentials
Name:                          Sophia Petrova
Creative Spirit:          Break the Ceiling, Infinite Doors, Unlimited Potential
Play Style:                   Strategy
Specialized Decks:   Almighty, Spellcaster, Psychic
Occupation:                Possible heir to Industrial Illusions
Ka Spirit:                     Quasar Cosmo Dragon
Favorite Monster:     Fortune Lady Light
Duelist Rank:              8 (Expert Duelist)
Nationalities:              Russian, American 

Physical
Date of Birth
(Gregorian Calendar):   13 December, 1991
Date of Birth
(13 Month Calendar):     Day 11, Month 13, Year -21
Height:                               1.63m (5’4”)
Weight:                              56k (123 lbs)
Blood Type:                       O+
Favorite Food:                  kyiv cake
Least Favorite Food:      meat
Portrayed by:                   Felicity Jones